Small Things

Woah! That used to be a girl! Anyways, Matty gets nighttime bones and hes healthy so thats good news. Unfortunately, hes still dumb, but were learning...

Matty had to deal w/ some rude followers, but ya know, we'll get passed it! Thankfully I have some dry clothing to show off my bulge, and a diet coke ...

Matty has been a loyal drunk fast food consumer for years, and they're making him mad. His girlfriend reads erotic novels, and it's getting out of han...

Im a mommas boy and im not afraid to say it! Not to mention, my bio fatho (father) may or may not have faked cancer. Im crazy, I think! Anyways, @Mand...

Do we actually like posting on instagram? I talk about that, instagrams CEO getting dragged in the comment section, daylight savings, and therapy. Lis...