Two Dicks in a Bar

by Jesse Walcutt, Ed, Mike, & Nate

Two dicks in a bar talking with their friends and random people that join

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Minus 52 Points for Being a Good Listener

Fantasy football draft recap turns into a public shaming when someone admits his bedroom superpower is "being a good listener" and gets docked 52 poin...

1h 13m

•Sep 10, 2026

Chinese Subtitles, a Returned Stolen Semi, and a Crying Stripper

Somebody decides they’re now watching every movie in Chinese subtitles from here on, right after explaining why porn is better with captions. Also: a ...

1h 34m

•Sep 3, 2026

Balancing the Budget by Nuking Everyone First

An argument about flock cameras spirals into a full federal budget rebuild — 30% off the military, a corporate tax hike, and a surprisingly confident ...

1h 58m

•Aug 27, 2026

Soaking, Strawberry Cocaine, and Shorts Two Sizes Too Small

The gang explains the Mormon “soaking” loophole in graphic, unnecessary detail, then pitches a flavored-cocaine business plan (strawberry, cherry, “de...

1h 08m

•Aug 20, 2026

Chester A. Arthur Ruins the Vibe

Someone rattles off a random dead president's name and it's correct, and nobody can let it go. Also: running with the bulls in Pamplona, a boat-termin...

1h 32m

•Aug 6, 2026

The Purple Seltzer Has No Flavor and Neither Does This Government

A rant about a watermelon vodka switch and a mystery seltzer that’s just labeled “purple” somehow spirals into Fed policy, Trump’s Epstein birthday ca...

1h 00m

•Jul 30, 2026