Absolutely Not

by Dear Media

"Absolutely not" to legitimately everything.....Comedian Heather McMahan creates a safe-space for us to tell-all and bitch about the rest. No topics are off-limits as we break down the everyday struggles of doing the most, and the least, at the same damn time. Come for the humor, authentic discussion or call in the Hotline or should we say "Absolutely NOT-Line" with your life complaints. We will discuss it all. It's a joyful take on life's craziest moments.

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Honey Deuce Diva

On this episode, Heather is coming to you from the NYC studio fresh off some press interviews for her new special. She chats about her amazing day at ...

48m

•Sep 9, 2026

Caucasian Chicken Salad

On this episode, Heather is panicked after the passing of Dolly Parton and Tim Curry and is worried about who will be next. She is buying deep freezer...

1h 01m

•Sep 2, 2026

Rewind: We Know What She Did Last Summer with Jennifer Love Hewitt

On this episode from July 3rd, 2019 Heather sits down with Jeff’s biggest crush of all time, Jennifer Love Hewitt. They discuss how she went from Kids...

57m

•Aug 28, 2026

Where’s the Beef with Logan Crosby

On this episode, Heather is joined by one of her favorites, Logan Crosby. Logan will be joining us on the cruise again this year, but he also has his ...

1h 17m

•Aug 26, 2026

Say What? It’s the 400th!

On this episode, Heather celebrates the 400th episode of the podcast. She is confused about how this is not the 4000th. Christina (aka Tina) joins in ...

1h 11m

•Aug 19, 2026

Bonus: Heathers Stick Together with Heather Shaw

On this bonus episode, Heather welcomes Heather Shaw to the studio. Shaw is most known for her uncanny Jim Carrey impression and being vegan and sober...

1h 20m

•Aug 14, 2026